Feel like a
valedictorian?
I handed the teller @
my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00
I said "May I have large bills,
please"
She looked at me
and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
When I got up off
the floor I explained it to her....
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IDIOT
SIGHTING
When my husband
and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the
keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a
mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from
the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it
was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I
know. I already got that side.'
This was at the
Ford dealership in Canton,MS
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IDIOTSIGHTING
We had to have
the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told us that one of our
problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
opener.
I thought for a
minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2
horsepower.
He shook his head
and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger
than 1/4.
He said, 'NO, it's
not..' Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used
Sears repair since.
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SIGHTING
My
daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk
a $5 bill.
Our total was
$4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave
me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a
dollar bill back.
She sighed and
went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my
request.
I did so, and he
handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind
of thing.'
The clerk then
proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse
the clerks at McD's.
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IDIOT
SIGHTING
I live in a semi rural
area.
We recently had a new
neighbor call the local township administrative office
to
request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our
road.
The reason: 'Too many
deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is
a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
From Kingman ,
KS
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IDIOT SIGHTING IN
FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went
to a local Taco Bell and ordered a
taco.
She asked the person
behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they
only had iceburg lettuce.
-- From
Kansas
City
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IDIOT
SIGHTING
I was at the
airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked,
'Has anyone put
anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To
which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I
know?'
He smiled knowingly
and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
Happened in Birmingham , Al
a.
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IDIOT
SIGHTING
The stoplight on
the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew
what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it
signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she
responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing
driving?!'
She was a
probation officer in Wichita , KS
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IDIOT
SIGHTING
At a good-bye
luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to
'downsizing,'
our manager
commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more
often.'
Not another word
was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights
stare.
This was a lunch at Texas
Instruments.
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IDIOT
SIGHTING
I
work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into
itself
and for the sake of her
life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
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